turkish bike ride

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt

Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider

by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018

Game Show Ride

A bottom of the foodchain 'stripper' model with no options.

I went on the "The Price is Right" and won a Game Show Ride.

by WisBadgerman December 13, 2008

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019

russian sleigh ride

The act of inserting ones penis into the ass of his partner and then riding them down the stairs completely naked.

Andy: Hey Cynthia , how would you like to go for a Russian sleigh ride

Cynthia: sure let me get my knee pads first

by Jailbait94 May 5, 2016

Ride the banana sled

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store

"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) July 5, 2018

Riding The Golden Gate

Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....

Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*

Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"

Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."

Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."

by Chesticles Inspectus February 7, 2013

gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.

Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?

by angery123 September 18, 2019