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Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.
Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
by A sad FF April 22, 2017
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Not So Devil Potato

A Not So Devil Potato is one of the best people you will ever get the chance to meet. She is; Sweet, caring, smart, strong-minded, persistent, level headed and courageous. She will always find a way to display her affection in a time of panic or need, as she is THAT brilliant. When met face to face with a Not So devil Potato, you will encounter a feeling of achievement, her excellence might even rub off on you, causing her to be blinded by her own light but seeing the beauty in which she has created in another. Even if she is unable to see said beauty in herself, she will always be able to see the magnificence displayed within her friends and family. If you know a Not So Devil potato whom may be into you, make sure you attend to her and feel righteous standing beside her, as you have reached the unattainable and this is a once in a lifetime occurrence. when with a Not So Devil Potato, you shall never let her go as it shows utter stupidity after you have done so and sorry but she ain't coming crying back to you.
I wish I was Not So Devil Potato
If only I had a Not So Devil Potato to comfort me
by FrickenMintskiesBro May 28, 2020
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mashed potato hands

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023
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Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner
Maine potato packers can be fun
by Incest is the best February 27, 2019
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chewing the raw potato

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"
by That really smart Phil guy August 8, 2016
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little potato man

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please
Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.
by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017
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Louisiana Hot Potato

A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.
Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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