bonus poo

Bonus Poo-
That little something extra when you have already finished wiping and realized "Oh shit... more shit!"
It's like a gift from your ass.

"Hey John I just got done takin' a shit, I got lucky, had some bonus poo!"

by MechaOmniKami January 14, 2014

poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Jackie poo

Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack

You are such a jackie poo

by Donny do melon January 22, 2020

Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.

Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .

by Skirtt July 24, 2018

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering nicknames for the newly indicted Donald Trump, this is the newest and perhaps funniest. Named for a tasty orange drink and whatever goes down the New York City sewer system, Tang Poo is so named because of Trump’s orange skin and the fact that he has shit for brains.

Republicans are so stupid that they would bring Tang Poo back into the White House if they could. The last I heard, you can’t run a country from the federal pen.

by anonymous September 4, 2023

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 October 24, 2015

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021