Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 6, 2017

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

phone-up

To stick a phone up your ass, as far as possible.

Wow, I phone-up'd yesterday and now need an X-Ray. Have you tried it?

by D Luo May 17, 2017

Phonecolepsy

Falling asleep while scrolling on your phone

"Did Kyle just fall asleep while he was scrolling thru Instagram?"

"Yea, he's got phonecolepsy"

by didtheyreallyaskforapseudonym May 21, 2017

Phonenism

Obsession with mobile phones

She is in a state of phonenism, she can't get off her phone.

by ElhamShines May 25, 2017

phone murder

A. When someone uses your phone and it dies while you were trying to conserve your battery

B.When someone insults you over text

A. You just committed phone murder when you stole my phone and the battery died!
B.It was a total phone murder when Kylie insulted me last night

by queenstephy88 June 15, 2017

phonefew

when you have a curfew for your phone

God damn it i broke my phonefew my mom's gonna kill me

by merpmerpmerp0999 July 10, 2017