Julianna Marie Torres

she's a total BADASS and is literally the best person ever

Julianna Marie Torres is amazing

by not julie:) October 25, 2020

Reverse Mary Poppins

The act of sliding a long, staff-like object into a container that should in no way be able to hold the entire length

Did you see that sword swallower at the circus? He was reverse Mary Poppinsing that thing ALL the way down.

by Erlenkonig November 21, 2019

Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?

Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate

by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021

Mary Erins Neighbor

The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog

god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny

by Mary Erins Neighbor November 30, 2020

Zoiauna Marie Davis

this woman is know to be the sexiest female in existence. She is know for having the fattest set of tits and ass, Gods greatest creation.

“i wish i had zoiauna marie davis

by Zoiauna Marie Davis June 7, 2023

Mary Jane Wana

It is Marijuana. But some people like me, like to harass people, so I say Mary Jane Wana.

Mary Jane Wana get some Mary Jane Wana. ;)

by idrewi June 5, 2018

The wind cries mary

Letting out a fart that changes so much in pitch that it sounds like a Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo

Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha

by Noia November 8, 2013