Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.

Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).

by Monologuist November 26, 2023

Spaghetti Western male

A guy that thinks he's a cowboy even though he's from Italy.

The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

male fupa

A man with an enormous fupa and soft dad bad with no muscle definition and sagging.

Yayo's male fupa makes me sick.

by anon2022 September 5, 2022

Sigma male

Something that I have no idea what it means

There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Bega Male

A male audience whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dominant with masculine features.

Me: How was your night?
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?

Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.

by Top Bega 45 January 28, 2022

Male Box

The vagina of a trans man.

I like my boyfriend’s hairy male box! But I understand some people like a clean shave/wax!

by Bohemian Behemoth March 25, 2022

sigma male

genetic disorder

"skibidi ohio rizz sigma male skibidi toilet!"
"kill yourself"

by Little Josh from Nebraska December 7, 2023