Male Jiggle Cooking

The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.

Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.

by Olegard July 24, 2020

sigma male

genetic disorder

"skibidi ohio rizz sigma male skibidi toilet!"
"kill yourself"

by Little Josh from Nebraska December 7, 2023

Quality Male

The sort of male you won't find in a local bar in, say, Michigan.

When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.

by daveid42 July 28, 2012

Male attention

A female singer doesn't need the attention of any one male in particular, but without the attention of any males, wouldn't her sex cease to be superior to males? She would really become one of the guys, one of the rest of the guys, an equal, a nobody, a loser, and any other insult you can think of for a guy that doesn't spend his entire life trying to prove he is something other than that to a female. The queen would no longer be the most powerful piece on the chess board, because their would be no more game, no more board. She could seek the attention of females, but she would no longer know having the support of mixed company, the police and court systems, and society at her disposal, and female suicide rates might even catch up to their male peers for the first time in history, since the two sexes would be equal. Living something closer to the reality males live, crimes committed by females might get more violent, and they might have to spend as much time in jail per crime as males for the first time in history if that hapoened, since the two sexes would be equal. All attention from any male would be unwanted, and there would be no guys left to play, so females would have to form their front line, and males would have to form theirs. There would be no guys left to play against each other as good people and bad people, they would all be the enemy based on their sex.

Her money and power didn't depend on the attention of any one male, but if all males ignored her, would she still keep trying to beat them on their own turf or would she straighten herself out a little bit? Perhaps the world will know one day, but until then, that's the way it is. Guys haven't been too good at resisting giving away their male attention freely, perhaps females would get as angry as guys are used to being all the time if they did.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Male Box

The vagina of a trans man.

I like my boyfriend’s hairy male box! But I understand some people like a clean shave/wax!

by Bohemian Behemoth March 25, 2022

Ligma male

A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.

"I'm a ligma male"

"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."

"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024

Thrigma Male

If your a real Thrigma yo don''t ned no answer, you a goat. I like boys!

Guy1: Im a real Thrigma Male
Guy2: Your adopted *Kisses him pastiontly"
Guy1: Im just thrigmaed in my pants

by Thrigma Male January 19, 2024