1st March 2024

Could it be?

On this day the 1st March 2024 something will happen.

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 24, 2023

james patrick march

sweet serial killer; dead hotel owner; hot asf; dresses in his signature 1920s/30s couture; seggsy pencil moustache; says "darling... you are a relelationnnnn..." after you do the deed; handsome; gorgeous; to die for.

the fridge: you are so lame! you have a cardboard cutout of james patrick march!
me: f off

by venetianromance January 3, 2022

March 21st 2022

The day you get your heart absolutely shattered by the boy you’ve been in love with for 7 months simply for the fact that you have guy friends even tho you blocked them all for a boy that doesn’t even care about how you feel.

Person 1 - “what’s wrong with her why is she so upset?”

Person 2 - “Oh it’s just March 21st 2022.”

by jkkrds2012 March 21, 2022

Makeup Free March

The boys had NNN and DDD. Now it’s time for the girls, makeup free march. No makeup the whole month. Absolutely none. If u use just mascara ur out!

Samantha: Hey are you doing MFM? (defined Makeup Free March)

Chloe: No Way! I have to use at least a little

by jeg er kul November 3, 2019

March 27 2024

The day when the world will end

Man: Fuck you!
Man 2: March 27 2024
Man: Sorry..

by absolutely BONKers! September 25, 2023

MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

march 16

The day god decided to make the worst people ever

Girl 1: that girl is SO rude as selfish i hate her!
Girl 2: it’s because she was born on march 16th
Girl 1: ö... that makes total sense now!

by hehe i hate you :) March 15, 2020