Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.

Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male

by AspieChu July 19, 2025

Man/men/male(s)

A fucking disappointment.

When a man/men/male(s) disappoint you. "that man is a real disappointment"

by Fuck this, man July 20, 2025

Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.

Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

Beta Male

Joe Biden

Any person who unofficially comes out by directing someone else to say they "used to get lost in the closet" is such a gigantic faggot that they embody the term Beta Male.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

performative male

A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.

Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫

Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.

by mangolovercats22 August 16, 2025

Male Sprinkler

The definition of a male hoe.

"You was out trying to hook up with some girls instead of with the homies?"
"what? that's just called game bruh"
"Nah man, that's defiantly some male sprinkler activities"

by mkvader August 22, 2025

performative male

a male who can fuck anywhere and at anytime.

jimmy: yo françois, where is javier?

francois: oh he’s at the end of the huntington beach pier banging marie

jimmy: with all those people watching! wow; true performative male that javier!

by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 4, 2025