life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation
Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.
by sidewalkchalk March 08, 2013
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Life ruining

Someone or something that ruins your already terrible life.
Me: *watches infinity war*

Me 3 hours later: Marvel ruined my life, marvel is life ruining right now
by Valkyrey July 05, 2018
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Life hack

A simple technique or know how that will make your life easier; However, this meaning has been blurred to instead be a blanket term for crafts and creations that would seem to be helpful on paper but in practice would be more costly, expensive and worse than just doing it the normal way.
Old meaning of life hack: You can set fires more easily when using dry kindling such as dry paper and leaves

Life hack's meaning today: Hide your USB by gluing it into a lipstick stick!
by FoolArcana June 01, 2019
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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 19, 2012
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Savage Life

Aye blood, them lil gaming niggas Chandler n Nicholas been talking hot on my faction, when i catch em in they city, I’mma do they ass Savage Life.
by Crash Baby October 17, 2023
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Broke-life

“Just spent my last dollar, don’t you love being broke.”

Broke-life: broke all the time; life dedicated to just being broke
by Megmcbae June 05, 2018
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Life Up

Used to describe the feeling that you get when someone loves you as you need and their presence makes everything better. Also used to signify a person that one-up's your life.
Hey? Bruh you seem super happy lately.
Yeah this girl's lifing me up, buddy.

everything feels no nice. For real it's a Life Up.
by daddypanda9 February 17, 2022
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