Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023

4 July

National fuck your gf in her prom dress day

bf: i’m gonna fuck you in ur prom dress
gf: why
bf: because it’s 4 july
gf: horny bastard

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024

19 july

This date is superior, people born on this date are intelligent, smart, handsome and good at sex. They have the best possible zodiac sign and that is cancer. Which means they are only compatible with other cancers that are preferably born 2 days before, July 17th. Of course July 17th is not a bad date but it cannot be compared to July 19th.

19 july best day

by Dellius_19 November 22, 2021

July 4th

Rick Mob birthday poggers

Hey, it's July 4th.
Happy Rick Mob Day, bitch.

by SpideyMob February 21, 2021

july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

July 24

The people born on July 24th are the most annoying people every and they are absolute brats!! But I love them regardless even tho they bump heads with everyone

Don’t mind her she was born on July 24

by Bad Bitch alert August 1, 2022