pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Jordan Carrero

A man of Puerto Rican and Italian decent (although he is white passing), who is incapable of swimming.

Hey did you know "Jordan Carrero" can't swim? He is 25 and I heard he had a life vest when he went snorkeling.

by anonymous October 23, 2022

Jordan

Jukiras boyfriend

Jordan loves Jukira!

by pizzalover3 January 18, 2017

jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.

Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.

by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Jordan

He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s

Jordan looks like coop

by briandalyssadidnotmakethis September 14, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is an unintelligent girl who is upsessed with GayTS I mean BTS who looks like a decomposed sea urchin with the iq of Patrick.

Jordan was a bitch today in school
Jordan thinks she’s hotter than Addison Rae

by Binki Boy June 30, 2021