January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

January

January is the month of Jah January when Jah comes back to life

January 19 is the day when Jah comes back to life

by Tsn_EpicGamer21 December 1, 2019

January 13th

National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day

- Today is January 13th, you know what that means...
What?
- National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day!!! You have to change your lockscreen to our one and only queen, Shannon Kennedy.

by shannonkennedyluvr123 January 13, 2021

January 28th

28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

by pR1zm4 February 4, 2021

January 30th

The day I made a mistake of talking to kiri

On January 30th the demon known as ever talking to kiri (jokes maybe i haven’t decided)

by ymirsgf January 30, 2021

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

January

who tf names a kid a month 💀

Person 1 - Bro, Annie named her kid January 💀
Person 2 - Bro 💀

by Depresso-Expresso April 4, 2022