Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.

Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.

by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

nutella and jam

THE BEST SANDWICH COMBO EVER

Ay bro that nutella and jam sandwich was fine as hell.

by ScoopDeDePoop October 2, 2018

jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.

You wouldn't understand Luke, it's jam-club

by Definitely not Luke it's dave November 20, 2020

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

by gloryhole December 4, 2021

jam rat

A used fanny rat

"Man, this is heavy. 23rd Jam rat today!!"

by jokes a plenty April 7, 2009

Mr. Jams

A man you think about all the time.

Mr. Jams, I think about you all the time.

by BrownleeBaker October 28, 2023