Good morning

A phatic expression (used as a greet or "small talk" for its own sake) for which I have an unaffected scorn. When I get up in the mornings, I have no desire to tell people good morning. I just want to be left alone. It's so annoying because half the time the people who say this are just random people at school like teachers who don't actually care, and only say it out of some moral obligation, and you're coerced into saying it back out of the same moral obligation and unbreakable social decency. I have social anxiety and really just don't want to talk to anyone. If it's said by someone who may actually give a shit, like family members or friends, then fine, but if it's stupid teachers who don't even acknowledge you but the first 10 seconds in the morning that they see you, then the phrase itself can go to Hell for all I care.

"Good morning."

"Shut up."

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

Good job

The 2 most harmful words in the english language

- There are no 2 words more harmful in the english language than good job
- Sure, but were you rushing or were you dragging?

by Lildhansen March 4, 2018

the good tea

the gay male term for drama or gossip

sis is serving the good tea

by LaomCaelus July 18, 2018

the good sleep

Trying to commit suicide by taking loads of pills/drugs.

Person A: I think I'm going to try for the good sleep tonight.
Person B: Shit bro, are you okay?

by SIDMNkewl123supbitches January 21, 2020

good sportsman

The act of pouring a sports enhancing beverage on your significant other and an accompanying ass slap after some premium smashing.

I just learned the pouring Gatorade on my wife and saying good game then slapping her ass after nutting on her tits is apparently a no no in my household. Now we are divorced. This is what I get for being a good sportsman.

by classy sazz May 25, 2019

Good Grades

A grade is considered good when it is about 50%, most people obtain good grades through studying. However, certain individuals obtain good grades by bribing the teacher in various ways.

Lucy:"Wow he got 100 in Arts! That is such a good grade."
Daniel:"Hmm... I think he obtained the good grades in some very shady way."

by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.

Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"

by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018