law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 05, 2014

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 18, 2025

Skin Whistler

Someone who loves to suck knobs. So much so that they have become musicians and can blow for many hours.

Your a skin whistler aren't you"-- Meaning "You can suck a dick well can't you

by Monion12 February 03, 2011

Skin cockade

A women (or non-hairy) butthole.

I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week

by rectum_robot November 29, 2017

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

Gimme skin

When you want it up the ass

Wife: hey can you gimme skin

Husband: ain’t no thang!

by Ritz gang February 25, 2020

skin neck

One who obsessively or habitually collects skins in online video games; the gaming equivalent of a sneaker head.

Antione spent his whole paycheck on knives in CS:GO. That guy is a total skin neck.

by ski007 April 03, 2018