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Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
by Dubiks January 31, 2019
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Free borders movement

A movement that seeks to make all the borders in the world free. That is where one doesn't need a passporn,visa ect. and there are absolutly no immigration laws.
by Deep blue 2012 July 10, 2010
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Lint-Free Road

A road less traveled; a back road; often taken to avoid police, aka "the fuzz". Where the word lint comes from in the term.
Lisa took the lint-free road, even though it was unlit, dirt, and flooded with pot holes, to avoid getting stopped by the cops.
by Julsta August 21, 2008
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Free stuff no bitching

The phrase you use when some idiot complain about something the got for free
Person 1: this *free* game is so shit
Person 2: free stuff no bitching!
by Boeing747 December 19, 2020
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Finger Free February

Girls can’t finger or have an orgasm in february like boys can’t nut in november
Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february
by Wandren December 18, 2019
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Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 30, 2010
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