Facebook Messiah 

When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"

Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.

Facebook Messiah by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011

Facebook Makeover

When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..

When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..

A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.

Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover

Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?

Facebook Makeover by AndyTrew January 25, 2012

Facebook Feeling 

The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.

"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"

"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"

Facebook Feeling by The poop that took a pee March 13, 2012

Facebook Downsizing 

Used as an alternate for defriending people off of Facebook.

action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).

verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends

Tom: I decided to Facebook downsize after each school year.

Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.

Facebook Downsizing by Lord_Squeaks March 5, 2012

Facebook popular 

Describes a person who is just any old person in real life, but on Facebook, is friends with seemingly everyone and gets tons of likes, etc. on posts.

A: John's a nobody at school... why does he have so many friends? Why does he get so many likes and stuff from the popular kids?

B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.

Facebook popular by dcmldcml October 6, 2012

Facebook Faggot 

A person, generally male, who makes themselves a facebook page and constantly posts pictures and statuses and asks others to like/share in agreement/disagreement/if the picture is relevant to the person. They beg people to subscribe to them. They steal everything they get from other people and implement it as their own. They post most of their stuff for no personal reason whatsoever. They just want attention because they can not get it elsewhere (also see attention whore). They add so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people. They post on their own posts, asking people to subscribe, and promising that if they do so, they will get 2,000+ friend requests in just one minute. A lot of the things they post are stupid, make no sense, or try to make them seem sweet or nice. They'll show up on your news feed without having to be on your friends list because you have dumbass friends. Facebook loves them so much they no longer allow you to block them because the "block system is overloaded". These people are generally annoying.

Mark Cefalo: Like if you know who this actor\singer is (: *Miley Cyrus*

I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.

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LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥

Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!

Facebook Faggot by lGhostl November 8, 2012

Facebook Hypocrite 

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.

Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"

Facebook Hypocrite by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012