when something is so unbelievable. when something is so unfathomable. when something is really REALLY fucking mind boggling. that's when something is crackers.
person 1: we found out you committed treason, piracy in general and mutiny on the high seas in the Philippine waters, qualified piracy, qualified bribery, parricide, murder, infanticide, kidnapping and serious illegal detention and robbery with violence against or intimidation of persons.
person 2: thats crackers!
person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
person 2: thats crackers!
person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.
by July 19, 2021
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by RQXOR July 21, 2021
Get the CRACKER mug.A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.
But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021
Get the Cracker Man mug.cracker is nothing more but a shit tv show starring some fat guy from britian, its almost as bad as father ted, life on mars, and only fools and horses
by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021
Get the cracker mug.When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
Get the Cracker Jack mug.ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
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