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yard high club

Indluging in sexual penetration in a caravan , usually fixed base. This is a poor mans but probably more enjoyable alternative to the mile high club equivalent.

Eh Doris - do you fancy joining the yard high club at cleethorpes this weekend after we have been dogging on th coastal path?
by Dicky Mint February 26, 2017
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Cocksucker's Coffee Club

A group of sycophantic individuals who habitually take their coffe-break, tea-break or smoko in or around the environs of their bosses office in the hope of gaining favour. Composed exclusively of brown nosers, usually smug.
"Jeez, have you seen that bunch of arse-lickers supping tea in the gaffer's office?"

"Yeah, looks like there's a regular Cocksucker's Coffee Club going on there...."
by Dgaf72 January 26, 2020
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red river club

This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle
Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club
by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017
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Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it
girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?
by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020
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Country Club Crew

Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.
Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.

What is that crew wearing?

They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
by Bradtery December 6, 2020
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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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Dry Dick Club

One that does not have sex often or at all
Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club
by Go0nn October 18, 2019
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