Chode

A nice tool

That guy is a chode.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

chode

Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.

That guy is dope, he must be a fuckin’ chode!

by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020

Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght

Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know

by Noice Meme April 21, 2017

Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.

“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"

by WBProdigy March 20, 2022

Jungle Chode

A Minecraft Jungle Tree that has grown to be very fat and short. This can also be known as a Tree Of the Lennie Pankhurst.

That tree is a Jungle Chode mate

by Jkshhajqjhe August 27, 2019

CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.

I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!

by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022