small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

I’m a man child

Someone immature

Well hello there I’m a man child

by Lolgigger March 25, 2019

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023

Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.

Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?

by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021

Charcoal Child

this word derived from slavery times around 2021 when blacks went to school and pissed off the wrong chalk child and he let the words of similaritiy fly out his mouth.

Sin: look at the little chalk child
Tae: atleast im not a charcoal child darkie

by Sinnnsinnn April 14, 2022

Child

Annoying post-fetus "thing"

"ewwww a child"

by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023

misunderstood bad child

A child who is misunderstood and labeled the bad child and is the oldest cousin and is the least favorite grand child of their grandparents. So basically Deacon Layne Singleton (Me)

I'm such a Misunderstood bad child, mom. I wish I was any of my cousins, I hate my life. They always do stuff with my other cousins like vacations, shopping sprees, and love them more, and never get mad at them for the most tiniest things I'm only 14 mom and i've been treated like this by them ever since i learned how to talk, probably even before that.

by Misunderstooduselessgrandchild July 25, 2025