CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)

A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.

by AppCha May 4, 2025

line of cap

Snorting a capsule powder form

I’ve just sorted a line of cap

by Zrae420 August 13, 2022

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

dipped in cap

The new way to say cap

“Hey bro, I just got a ps5”
“Nah,bro that’s dipped in cap”

by Wavvvydavvvy September 4, 2021

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Snow cap

The act of wetting the tip of the erection and gently coating said tip into powdered sugar and having your partner passionately lick it off.

Wade served Parker Grubbs a beautiful snow cap last night

by Comeddy May 16, 2022

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015