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The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
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Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.
After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.
by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020
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Lee James bateyed

When you are so drunk you rest your head on the bar to have a little rest.
They wouldn't serve me anymore jagerbombs, I was too Lee James bateyed.
by Lee James Batey 2 March 1, 2021
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susety otety batety

its just used whenever or however
omek susety otety batety which means ur a sussy baka *moan*
by mohmohmohmohmoh October 20, 2021
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Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
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