loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.

The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.

loner-boner by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009

hide your boner 

A command meaning chill out or calm down.

"DUDE!!! THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG"
"hide your boner."

hide your boner by pseudonyms.are.gay March 15, 2009

chill your boner 

1. expression used to address males (althought it can be used on both sexes) instructing individual to calm down, relax, get control of yourself

abreviations C your B

2. opposite of dry your vagina, the expression used to address females (or insult males)

Guy 1 - "OMG! I can't believe this! This is crazy!"
Guy 2 - "Chill your boner, its gonna be ok"

chill your boner by CMD823 March 3, 2008

Boomerang Boner 

An erected penis that forms a sharp angle. Usually a 90 to 60 degree angle.

How can a guy have sex with a boomerang boner like that? Unless he does it sideways.

Boomerang Boner by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010

Teeth Boner 

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

Teeth Boner by Pisanty September 11, 2010

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

honest boner by red_rager January 16, 2011

Rooftop boner 

When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.

My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...

ROOFTOP BONER!!!

Rooftop boner by Mo Powatooya August 22, 2011