Texas Christian University

This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.
In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
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The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."
Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.
by BTNJ May 07, 2006
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Texas Chilli Bowl

A "Texas Chilli Bowl" is when someone defecates into their partner's anus or vagina, who effectively sucks it into the orifice and holds it for as long as possible, or alternatively, lets their partner put their cock in the shit-filled orifice. Often, the person will use aides such as laxatives, enemas, or Tabasco sauce to make the consistency of their fecal matter as wet and runny as possible. Also referred to as "Scat Swapping," documented in the classic internet fetish video SWAP.avi.
"Billy sucked the wet candy out of Danielle's chocolatey Texas Chilli Bowl while it was still warm."
by Helmut Dorque October 04, 2007
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Texas five star

when you slap someone's back and leave a 5 fingered hand print.
Andrew: in the locker room today i texas five starred that one guy
by Andrew and Laura August 24, 2008
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texas chili bowl

When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.
Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.
by ricon August 10, 2006
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Texas Chainsaw Assacre

This is where you mount some bitch from the rear and with a free hand torche her hair like a pull start.
I was doing her from the rear and started pulling her hair like a Texas Chainsaw Assacre.
by C.I.C April 25, 2009
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Texas Tea

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting
by Crispy42081 September 14, 2008
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