Going down satans asshole

The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.

Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.

by splashhhey November 24, 2019

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chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

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Makes my asshole sick

The last thing you say before completely removing someone from your life; the ultimate annoyance

She really makes my asshole sick the way she's acting right now.

by imannoyedAF March 12, 2022

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The bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito

Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.

I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell

by Alexissena123 November 09, 2019

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