Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

Jordan

A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.

Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan

Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian

by anonymous April 26, 2022

kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017

Jordan

A substitute for the N-word

Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same

by Swankers April 10, 2021

Jordan

An energetic and sweet, Jordan’s automatically win at life. Jordan’s are cute, funny, athletic, caring, kind- hearted, and amazing people. A Jordan is someone you want to have in your life forever... so treat them right!!

Friend: crying
Jordan: talk to me... it’s gonna be ok i promise.

by nellahegasekoorb April 25, 2020

Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023

Jordan

The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies

Siuuu,that's a Jordan

by Siuu guy January 13, 2022