Jordan

Crazy motherfucker. Posted up 24/7 in the kratom fort. They call him the horse in the field

1: Jordans in the field again in his kratom fort.
2: As expected.

by WEADSMOKERR January 7, 2022

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A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.

Whose that absolutely god tier dude on the hover board over there? Oh that’s Jordan

by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022

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Is probably a Gemini

Girl that’s Jordan he so fineee

by YoJordan! January 9, 2022

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Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?

“That jordan does… such a weeb”

by JoeyyTribbiani January 10, 2022

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Larry Jordan

The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.

''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''

by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022

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