buddy cracker

When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.

Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker

by Dougsda1 July 07, 2017

Cracker Barrelin’

Fucking some skank that serves breakfast 24/7 at joints like Cracker Barrel and Waffle House.

Cracker Barrelin’ “I’m going out tonight straight Cracker Barrlein’! I need some ass!

by Bigg Wormm March 12, 2019

Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 03, 2018

Salty Cracker

A pissed off squeaky white kid. "salty cracker" is chanted over and over again to piss them off.

They all chanted "salty cracker!" when that one squeaky kid lost in a basketball 1v1.

by tyrone pp March 06, 2020

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 14, 2018

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker November 02, 2015

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024