The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.
Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Nathanmug. The complete opposite of an “astute” shows no common sense and is stupider than a bag of clam shells. Also lacks ability to get girlfriends.
by Ncdumb February 24, 2020
Get the Nathan Comermug. A person who acts like a Nathan Taylor. A billy big bollocks who lives in Jersey but in reality couldn't score a goal to save his life. Go get the guitar
by Clumbot November 16, 2021
Get the Nathan Taylormug. Very insecure and makes everything into a life lesson. He thinks he is unholy and will be lonely forever but if he wanted to he could get loads of girls.
by kindafuckingay December 31, 2020
Get the Nathanmug. by Lord of the Koalas May 19, 2022
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan Westfall is outstandingly special it is incomprehensible to any living or dead human to walk this majestic world.
by ballsinadeepfryer March 22, 2022
Get the nathan westfallmug. the prettiest boy. very funny and knows how to treat a girl right. doesn't love school but goes because of his friends. you could get lost in his eyes for hours and his smile could convince u to do anything.
person 1: hey do u know that super attractive funny person who goes to our school?
person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?
person 1: yeah him
person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?
person 1: yeah him
by jxllybeanslol December 10, 2021
Get the nathan battistellamug.