Luke

Absolute fucking cave man looks like a chameleon. He has no social skills and is closeted. He eats every meat like it’s his last.

Don’t eat like an animal you will end up like Luke johnstone.

by Cave man November 23, 2021

Luke

Attention seeking, but somehow everyone loves him. He's charming but if you really know him, you know how he's all about the attention and just wants to be noticed by everyone.

Girl #1: Luke is kind of cute!
Girl #2: Yeah!
Luke: I know.

by Reallyrealdeal March 31, 2020

Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke

White orphan who likes to eat,pee,and say the N word who I also like to call Daddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I sadly know a Luke"

by KadenKutzer January 27, 2022

Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.

Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.

by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021

Luke

A mongol.

'Luke is a mongol.'

by Not Luke. April 17, 2022