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O A F

Old as fuck. Typical resident of Florida and Arizona, Palm Springs...
Can't move there because everyone is O A F.

My calendar is full of doctors appointments cause I'm O A F.
You can be O A F and still love new music.
by OAF? August 18, 2022
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F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?
Four fivers for fifty figs.
by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022
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F(l)at

A phrase used to describe large buttocks which are of course big and juicy, but not necessarily round or protruding very far after the initial curve of the back or 'shelf' on larger people
'Bro you can see that girl's ass from the front it's crazy'

'Yeah she's gorgeous, her cheeks are f(l)at af!'

'Fym f(l)at af- oh damn they're like double thick pancakes hahaha'
by Squirtyduck January 31, 2024
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f

"Hey did you hear David twisted his ankle during his soccer game?" "F's for him man."
by whats the point of a username December 5, 2019
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by h0bo October 11, 2020
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F the Beat

A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.

When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.
"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Not too sure were just going to f the beat."
by F the Beatster December 9, 2011
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F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
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