Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke

John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “

by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018

School scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes.

Don’t smell them school scissors. Katie’s had them

by Fax only November 13, 2020

School

School is a bad place for children . They torcher their students

Ugh i hate school

by Emili.yuh April 22, 2021

School

A cruel and forgiving hell were you spend 6 hours of your life in pure anxiety and boredom.

"OH NO I HAVE TO SCHOOL NOOOOOOOOO BVKJKHJBKJ Z Z HKBHK KBK"

by Echt hkvkhvjgvhjhj May 19, 2024

Middle School

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023

school

a place that gives you anxiety makes you socially awkward and where you get bullied (mostly for young kids)for short, a torture chamber
also not to mention you have to do this from age 4-18 and you have to pay too or else you wont get a job

mom: “hey get up and go to school”

you: x_x

by doom engine pandora January 17, 2022

bray school project

A Geneva Convention-violating shit hole that deserves to be burned down, bombed and destroyed. I debate ranking transition year in the same category as bsp as it was such a sellout and waste of time, at least when I experienced it. Maybe ty has improved now. Bsp definitely hasn’t. It’s just as shit as ever and will continue to break every rule in the Geneva convention.

Whoever thought up the mere idea of bray school project is, or was, if they’re dead now, a massive war criminal.

by glubglubglubglub June 28, 2025