Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips April 11, 2011

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ass typhoon

When someone's asshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope.

Guy 1: I heard joey got an ass typhoon from that gangbang yesterday
Guy 2: That's what he gets for being queer bait

by The Douggernaut October 2, 2017

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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

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Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018

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Ass Napkin

Classy word for toilet paper

After a healthly bowl movement i daintily wiped my cornshoot with a genrous supply of ass napkins

by Monty Burns January 27, 2024

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A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

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