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the ass of life

When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass
Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!
by Robert Burk July 31, 2017
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slick ass niggs

which one of you slick ass niggs stole my hotdog
by swaggywah May 9, 2018
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Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
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Ass Tears

When one inserts any liquid (including bodily fluids like urine, semen, etc) into someone else’s anus, and the person with the liquid-filled asshole hovers their ass over the other person’s face to let the liquid drip out on to it. This will make their face look like it’s wet with ass “tears”
If you ever think about performing Ass Tears, please be mindful of the liquid you are using. Semen is probably a better choice than sparkling water, because God knows what would happen if your asshole encountered something like that.
by imsilly69 July 16, 2025
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shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?
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Stuck-ass

It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".
Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!
by LohPhat November 20, 2013
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poptart ass niggas

Poptart ass niggas refers to a lightskin, mixed-breed, jellybean, who is too pussy to do anything.
"Hey, look! They some poptart ass niggas!" - Huncho Da Demon
by Huncho and Mon$tr February 7, 2019
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