Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional

"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"

by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020

If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Now

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head

by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025

Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 29, 2021

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your life

A dumd joke that has been repeated and was made by accident.

You: tell me a joke
Bob or some shit: your life.

by Insert dumd name here March 21, 2021

open your camera

turning on your camera on facetime

open your camera so i can see you

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025