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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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Holicong Middle School

Literally a prison. Thick concrete walls. Shit, prison-grade food. A joke of a HVAC system. The teachers could not care less about being there. Students often goon in class, tis the only way to enjoy school.

There are like 4 fucking n... black kids at the school. Racial diversity is equivalent to the fables you read in 7th grade.

Every kid there thinks they are "tuff" for being 90 pounds soaking wet and huffing cancer chemicals. Not to mention the fags who vape in school, can't you wait?

Homophobia is everywhere. This is not a critique.

Principal literally looks like Mein Fuhrer (Adolf Hitler) & rules the school like him too.

-69/420 - Would rather hang myself
"Have you ever been to Holicong Middle School"?

"No what's it like"?

"Nigga balls"
by ShillyIsANigger May 6, 2024
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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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Miramichi schools

Mvhs a filthy hick school full of crack head students that fight all the time making the news for how unsafe it is combined with the teachers and students are addicted to Methamphetamine and ketamine. Blackville the school that is shat on by the rest of the district no apparent problems just it is a bad school. JMH what is worse than going to jmh is going to Chattem the crack head capital of nb the only. boner law the most erect school in asdn most students have an erectile dysfunction for attending boner law. the only good school is nser
the schools are terible besides nser of the Miramichi schools
by Notlast May 8, 2024
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Post Oak Middle School

If you live in Virginia don't go here, and if your a loser, don't go here. I was both of those definitions, a loser and a Virginian. I was severely bullied to the point I got sent to a mental hospital in December 2023.

Oh yeah, and everyone here vapes apparently, what else do I have to do to fit in?
"Did you hear about Post Oak Middle School?"

"Let me guess, another kid got suspended for drug dealing?"
by clyderin May 8, 2024
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chestermere high school

A high school in the ass end of calgary, the band kids are weird as fuck, they don't know how to read sheet music, and like 15 of them are all over each other and they call themselves "The cuddle puddle" which is pretty fuckin weird in my opinion

The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
Guy from nova scotia - "i visited Chestermere high school with my school band when we went to calgary, they're pretty fuckin weird kids ngl"
by Diky nuts May 9, 2024
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Holy Name Catholic School

A Catholic elementary school in Toronto situated on the dish with one spoon covenant, It is located on 690 Carlaw.
by pagR May 11, 2024
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