corkin' your screws

verb: 1) joking or kidding, or 2) to screw someone.

1. Dave: Hey, Tim, look over there! It's Radiohead!
Tim: REALLY?! WHERE????
Dave: Nah, I'm just corkin' your screws.
Tim: Fuck you.

2. Sam: Hey where were Rachel and Ben last night?
Emily: She was corkin' his screws.
Sam: ...

by UrMommmm!! April 28, 2010

get your t-shirt

for a male to masturbate

Dude, did you just get your t-shirt? Yeah bro, it was mad chill. ; Yo where were you? I was gettin my t-shirt. ; Yo, I heard you get your t-shirt everyday.

by mr_kurry March 17, 2010

beat your pea

a girl masturbating

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.

by steely Don December 8, 2021

Check Your Settings

When someone needs to check their attitude, or the way they are communicating with you. Particularly if someone is speaking to you sarcastically, passive aggressively, or angrily.

"I know you are feeling frustrated, but you need to check your settings and restart this conversation from the beginning."

by donkeybasketball January 10, 2023

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

In-your-endo

Can be used in place of innuendo to spice up a conversation.

Person one: There was so much innuendo in what the characters were saying.

Person two: in-your-endo

by Em dog February 19, 2020

Your Mom

A Whore

Your mom is a whore

by Madison Rains March 29, 2022