Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022

Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.

Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered

by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019

calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I SMoked YOur Back<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Gaper your Bingzoid

To stretch a man's anus wide enough to fit your head inside

Hey boy, I'm gonna gaper your bingzoid

by Landon De Loume August 27, 2025

Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.

When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.

by Sand Digger May 3, 2019

Count your randi's

Another term for 'Count your blessings' coz Randi is an absolute blessing

stop being ungrateful bro, count your randi's and be thankful

by CoccyMilker November 23, 2020