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Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you
by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021
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Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.
Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"
by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023
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Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day
Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister
by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023
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On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.
Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is
by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021
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your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
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Color Your Night

The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall
Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024
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