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ecclesfield school

A school. They often set acceptable amount of work, but as of the COVID-19 lockdown, they set double of that amount often to keep them busy.

Little do they know, the amount of work can put too much stress on students’ shoulders-
Online Friend: “Which school do you go to?”

Ecclesfield students: “I go to Ecclesfield School, it’s rough though.
by You Need To Wake Up.. July 3, 2020
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Egan Junior High School

Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol
by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021
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Dillard high school

The type of school were the band sucks dick and they fuck in the band room and smock weed in class and suck girls titties in class they football team ass and they dance team suck hella dick
by Cumonmyfacedaddy October 7, 2021
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School

A shitty fucking dumbass prison that fucking lasts for 7-8 and is a borderline prison and is essentially a goddamn waste of time because your gonna forget literally everything the next day. Oh yeah, there’s always some dumb low life annoying ass kid that always bother you because those fuckers obviously have nothing better to do. The teachers are also fucking dumbasses half the time that are like “Hey, your getting bullied? I don’t give a shit” because they are usually just some assholes that are there because they want to get paid and don’t give a fuck. They are also fucking dumbasses that say “If you need help, then just ask me” then when you fucking ask them, “WHY DIDN’T YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO MY DIRECTIONS!” They also always have some fucking dumb rules in place like “Hey Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?” “No Jimmy” 8 Minutes Later… “Teacher, I shat my pants”. “WELL WHY DIDN’T YOU FUCKING ASK EARLIER!”.
Timmy: Hey what’s that Prison over there?

Jimmy: Oh that’s not a prison, that’s a school Timmy.
by StfuAlready February 14, 2022
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School

If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
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Hello World school

Hello World is a programming language course in Kosovo located in Podujeva, Peja and Istog. Everyone suggests to go to the course. So if u live in Kosovo go check them out.
by O.N November 24, 2021
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middle school

A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
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