up and up

when you give a cop a blowjob to avoid a ticket

<officer pulls you over and approaches window>
officer: "do you know how fast you were going?"
you: "yes officer, and I'm sorry. If we could just keep this on the up and up, I'd like to keep the points off my license."
officer: <unbuckles pants>

by lexographic January 3, 2021

up and tup

when someone is fat and ugly but they also got a fat ass

bro oscar is so up and tup rn no cap!

by HumongousMan25 January 3, 2021

Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.

Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!

by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021

Button Up

To change a subject to avoid an argument.

Alex Polizzi: actually no you need to get ur fucking act together! I’m beginning to get furious!!

Hotel Owner: easy g button up!

by Joetheroadman January 4, 2021

shut up

why are u here????

shut up why are u here???

by sadsafsxfsfds January 6, 2021

Pull Ups Kid

Probably that one kid in your Gym class that you didn’t even know existed but then he randomly joins your group and now you and your friends are stuck with him. Then he starts talking about how many pull ups he can do and won’t stop doing them and keeps showing off only to do 3 pull ups.

Woah Pull Ups Kid...Wow that’s a lot of pull ups wow I care so much

by CheeseWithSauce January 7, 2021

Phunged up

The crazy long spiked hair that occurs when Covid long hair is freed from being trapped in a hat / toque all day! Made popular by Canadian TV star - Andrew Phung

Whoa dude, your hair is absolutely Phunged Up! Vanilla Ice has nothing on you.

by GoCtotheB January 7, 2021