flip my stack

when you’re really pissed off and are freaking MAD

i’m about to flip my stack if you don’t stop mocking me

by poopfart420 December 25, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

My Ass

A gateway to another dimension

Open up my ass and jump in

by young_sheisty December 27, 2021

my love

kim taehyung

my love
happy birthday bro

by ma⁷ December 29, 2021

my dootly

nickname for cool guys named Sam

Sam: Good to go at 5?
You: absotutely my dootly

by dont use your real name lol January 22, 2022

It feels good on my pee pee

Something that Jeffy said when he shoved a can of string cheese into his diaper.

It feels good on my pee pee!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 23, 2022

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022