Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

by BIGCHODE446 June 24, 2020

Person 1: I have trouble sleeping, maybe ill drink a little or take the pills my doctor gave me.
Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.
Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.
by Exchange January 4, 2020

by Vofflan March 19, 2018

by National post your girl day June 20, 2021

On the 17th on June is embarrass you bsf day where you get to post or expose cute or funny photos of them
by zazaisswag June 17, 2022

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
