dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

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Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

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Dark as dick

Darker than black people

"Whoah man that guy is dark as dick"

by Sinop24 August 12, 2017

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dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017

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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015

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Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

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