It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

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popped my shoulder

An alternative way to say you took a shit

Yo bro! I just popped my shoulder!

by LocalIris November 11, 2020

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If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

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tapping in my roaches

Bitch I don’t fuckin kno

I dunno whore TAPPING IN MY ROACHES BITCH

by PINKWIGTHICKASS November 13, 2020

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Zero my Gat

The process of tightening ones anus using various exercise techniques, specifically after prolonged anal sex

Friend 1: You free?

Friend 2: No, a butt buddy and I just got finished packing the fudge now I gotta zero my gat.

by BoMavis November 13, 2020

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Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.

I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.

by You rReal Name November 14, 2020

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