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Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”
by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023
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Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18
John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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In your bag

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.

Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.

Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.
You argued that man DOWN! You were in your BAG! He was not ready.
by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024
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your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”
Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*
by Credit27 May 11, 2018
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smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone
Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.
by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011
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your dog is cute

her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE

him:ok when am i coming over
by beeeeeeeeeeegbmgrt April 13, 2020
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National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun
Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure
by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023
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