Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

Ass pickle

An ass pickle is an insult to someone that you hate and no one likes

Gianna Walker smells like such an ass pickle

by Tacuban March 17, 2016

Basketball Ass

A fat ass you want to dribble on your penis

My girlfriend has the perfect basketball ass! She was like Michael Jordan last night and dribbled dat ass all night long.

by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021

Nancy-Ass Goon

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

Fuck Ass

could mean anything but it fucks so hard (you just know in your heart when something is fuck ass)

This is fuck ass sandwich is so good it costs 10 dollars.

by emdubz69 December 13, 2024

turbo ass

Very very bad, poor quality, 0/10

"That D.va skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 8, 2023