Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026

Karoline Leav-shit

The pouty-lipped, incompetent and corrupt White House Secretary hired, and someday soon, to be fired by Diaper Donald.

There goes Karoline Leav-shit with her pouty lips telling one lie after another for her megalomaniacal, dictatorial boss. Karoline Leav-shit's job is to cover the shit Diaper Donald leaves behind.

by LaughingAloud February 3, 2026

Nose Shit

To laugh at something hard enough for your nose to shit (Boogers flying out)

I had a massive nose shit when I watched people fall on ice outside my window.

by Zenstar February 3, 2026

shit shot

when someone shits so fast the excrement shoots out like a rocket launcher

i had a shit shot yesterday

by Your pseudonym February 4, 2026

Shit Stain

A person who is hated by society due to lack of contribution to society. They often mooch off others in order to make money, no matter if it’s illegal or wrong.

Bad Bunny is a shit stain.

by Mr. Brightside06 February 11, 2026