new paltz high school

The only highschool in new paltz. Kind of ass tbh just get held back in eighth grade while u still can
Has a vaping problem so bad they had teachers with sign in sheets sit outside bathrooms for a week.

Located on Butt Corners, allegedly Putt Corners but vandalized idk I don’t see it B lunch solos

“Why tf is the high school so small”
“That’s the middle school they decided to put new paltz high school around the corner from a fucking strip mall McDonald’s instead of in town”

by c0rnbreads October 20, 2022

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School

The legal way to torture kids and make them regret being born

"I like school" says Johnny.
"Dont mind Johnny, his parents dropped him on his head as a baby"

by MonkeyMolester July 27, 2022

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Middle school

a living hell hole

emma: oh i hate middle school so much i want to go back to elementry its a literal hell hole

by nerdynerdnerd August 15, 2021

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Middle School

Another word for a battleground. One of the hardest places to move through in the world, if you manage to get inside alive. Filled to the brim with annoying-ahh kids that can't shut up. Never approach a middle school without an escape plan.

"Oh gosh, that place is worse than a middle school!"

"Man, middle school traumitized me."
Guy 1: "I love middle school!"
Guy 2: "You also love bombs though."
Guy 1: "Same thing."

by Cricket-noises November 18, 2025

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Vernon Township High School

whether it’s a crack whore or an executive human being, you’ll find those and the ones in between. Vernon possibly has debatably the weirdest mix of people, along with one of the worst football teams in jersey. You see such a hyped school when it comes to the school sports, at least until it comes to the pep rallies. if you are from the town surrounding vernon you are weird. It doesn’t matter who you are. you’re weird.

“Hey are you from Vernon Township High School? I heard y’all were weird.”

by beansinmybutt December 7, 2021

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